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Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn`t do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me.
I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not?
After watching copious amounts of crime dramas I`ve come to the conclusion that serial killers only target women who wear matching bra and pantie sets. Feeling much safer now.
Do you think retailers in Colorado have seen an increase in the sales of Easy Bake ovens and Brownie mix?
New Subway rule: You must give the person in front of you a wedgie if they take more than 5 seconds to choose what kind of bread they want.
People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
I`m not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.
The next time the creepy guy at the bar asks you "Why aren`t you smiling?" simply reply, "I don`t smile while I fart."
Why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem.
It`s not that I`m judging you, but you hung your toilet roll the wrong way and I just think it best if we never spoke again.
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way ... Through the driver’s door.
Why do people say ``I saw it with my own eyes." Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
Some parts of the world use Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. Me? I just want you all to know how delicious my sandwich is.
I wish that we lived in a world where a chicken could cross the road without getting its motives questioned.
I will admit, my statuses sound a bit different when read aloud by the prosecuting attorney.