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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
As a child, you dream of adventure, travel & success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes.
I`m pretty sure some of you just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send.
I won`t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
When a woman says "what?" its not because she didn`t hear you. She`s giving you a chance to change what you just said.
I only accept apologies in cash.
When I say "It’s a long story," it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
Ermegerd! I WON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!!!!! Again! I love being self employed..
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.
Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right.
I dream of a day when a mysterious hand will pop out of the screen and b!tch-slap you silly each time you post a boring or stupid status.
I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.
News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
You know it was a good sh!t when you come back and your screensaver is on.
What`s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don`t know and I don`t care.