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We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.
I tend to avoid things that make me look fat. You know like scales, mirrors and photographs
I`ve got to remember to tie a string around my finger!
You know you are paranoid when you think this joke is about you.
Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
Lets be honest. Half of life is messing up and half is frantically trying to fix it.
With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!
I`m having trouble telling if it`s killing me or making me stronger
I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk. I`m in whey over my head.
If you come to myspace and twitter about my yahoo, can I google over your facebook?
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends` food looked like.
I never said "you were stupid" I said "you are stupid", there`s nothing past tense about it!
People are like slinkeys; they don’t really serve a purpose, but you can’t help but laugh when one of them falls down the stairs.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.