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If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
Consumer confidence is at an all time high, and so am I.
It`s weird how Dora is multilingual at 4 but can`t find the banana tree behind her...
Have you ever partied so hard that you feel like you may have damaged your DNA?
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you’re supposed to be doing something else.
I don`t run away from my problems. That`s immature. I ignore them.
It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn`t eat.
I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting ... What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?
The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work.
People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.
Life seemed more interesting when everyone owned a flask.
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.