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what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
I replaced the spare tire in my car with a box of wine. I`ve no idea how to change a tire, & I bet I`ll need a drink as I wait for a ride.
I don`t know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
Guy tip of the day: To avoid arguments about the toilet seat, use the sink...
Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they look.
I wish these people who sing songs on the radio would learn the words to the song, they keep messing me up!!
Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That`s how this works.
I love the phrase "boobie trapped" I mean, who doesn`t like to be trapped by boobies????
If she is still able to walk to the kitchen after s@x , you don`t deserve a sandwich.
*spits out animal cracker* This doesn`t even taste like hippo.
Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting.
Are you bored? Go to someone`s Facebook wall, Scroll down 4 months and like something.
To whoever said “fight fire with fire”: do you actually test your own advice before giving it?