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Who says nothing is impossible. I´ve been doing nothing for years.
Door bells should be made illegal in commercials. Pet owners know what I’m talking about.
My most frequent walk of shame is from one bathroom to the other with the plunger
Gift cards: The best way to say "Here, you figure it out..."
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly.
It`s a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge.
Gym update: not there
My secret fantasy is to have two women at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning.
People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio
Under no circumstances shall a call be made to another male after 2 a.m., unless its to get bailed out of jail.
Winning isn`t everything. Rubbing it in the face of your opponent is also important.
I wouldn`t consider myself someone that litters but I do turn on my windshield wipers while im driving down the road to get rid of that useless flyer some idiot put on my car when I quickly run into the store.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures.