Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
We live in the era of smartphones & stupid people
I love to start my day by getting on Facebook to see who is a whiny little bi!ch today.
Ever seen a person so disgusting you hold your breath when you walk by them? Yea I have.
When googling something, I always use Caps Lock so that the people from Google know it`s urgent.
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses...
Apparently, "Step up your game" isn`t the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are.
All my life I`ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
Two wrongs may not make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
Fun Fact about me: The drunker I get, the more karate I know.
You say toilet, I say alcohol vomit receptacle.
You say hangover. I say out of booze.
There’s a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the “close this ad” button.
I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I´m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"