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I’m single by choice. Not my choice, but still a choice!
My resolution last year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
I feel bad for kids nowadays who can`t get the toys they want because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.
I drink to make other people interesting
The secret to eternal life and happiness could be hidden in the Terms & Conditions and we would never know.
I miss being the age when I thought I would have my sh!t together by the age I am now.
Although the voices aren`t real, they have some pretty good ideas.
People who copy and paste jokes from other’s status messages are idiots…A few seconds ago • Like • Comment
If you touch your phone in the right places, a pizza will arrive at your door.
25% of of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. The other 75% are running around untreated.
Chicken pot pie sounds like a great idea if you add commas.
Know what this salad needs? A Big Mac.
I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.
If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny sh!t.
My chemistry teacher asked us what the heaviest metal was today. Apparently "Megadeath" was the wrong answer.