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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.
I`m going to get one of those "My Family" stick figure decals for the back of my car. It`s going to be me, a bottle of whiskey, and a pizza.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
According to my fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.
Putting on deoderant and colonge because you haven`t showered in days, is as about as useful as shutting the lid on a toilet after its overflowing.
Its too damn early. Even the voices in my head are still snoring.
As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost.
There should be an "oh my god, shut up already" button.
Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
Gonna try out my new drinking game tonight... 1. Turn on the news. 2. Take a drink every time the word FERGUSON is said!
Join us in calling for a total ban of people. They are extremely dangerous. If you know any people, report them at once to the authorities.
Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd
I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn`t really work otherwise.