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I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
Girls are like guitars: easy to strum, hard to tune
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
I`ll be a morning person when it`s Christmas.
"Three blind mice" is probably the most popular nursery rhyme about animal cruelty
Just been wondering what "please Do Not Touch" would be in Braille
No matter what happens this month, at least you’re not a turkey.
I`m getting sick of these porn sites listing my videos as "amateur".
Drake isn`t even a rapper anymore. He`s an emotion, like "how are you doing today?" "idk im feeling kinda drake though"
They say when you meet the right one you will know right away. But why does it take 3 years to know it’s the wrong one?
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body -But men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
12 year olds having sex ? Im sorry when i was 12 i was to afraid to pull my foreskin back incase my d*ck fell out.
What did I get for Christmas? Fat...
I have tonight off so if anyone’s free let’s go somewhere and look at our phones together.
The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(: