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FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don`t care about being healthy and smelling clean."
I go on dates just to remind myself that being single is awesome.
As soon as I figure out who drank my 2 cases of beer, I`m gonna try to figure out why I`m so drunk.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks. I`m out in public. Thanks.
I have enough leftover Halloween candy to get me to leftover Valentine`s Day candy time.
Forget resolutions, Imma just say from now on... TGIS "Thank God I Survived" ! :)
Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
If someone tells you `I love you` but you don`t feel the same way and don`t wanna make it awkward just say `I love YouTube` really fast
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
You don`t get smarter as you get older. There just aren`t any stupid things left that you haven`t already done.
That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how likely is it that your dumbass will say 11?
Several years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.