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Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair.
I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it.
Hmmmm, thats odd. . . .According to this height / weight chart. . . . I`m too short.
Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words "gruesome discovery" coming from your TV on the morning news.
God is creative, I mean just look at me.
If you think about it,, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door.
There are people in life you could NEVER get tired of hitting with a shovel!!!
Do you ever feel like you`re in Season 5 of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?
Another tragedy today in the music industry.....Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment. :(
I go out all day looking good and saw no one I know. I go out for 5 minutes looking like sh!t and it`s all of the sudden a f*cking reunion.
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
Lazy Rule #23 :No Shower Is Needed, If your Not Going Anywhere...
I am going to open "The Karma Cafe" There will be no menus though. You will get what you deserve!
Welcome to fight club..., you may now kiss the bride.