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How do you know you`re old? ... Check your glove box for paper maps ...
Now that football season is here, if anyone`s favorite team loses, they can just blame it on Trump.
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
I don`t like thinking before I say something. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth
Seems like we would be just fine with about half as many types of pasta
Love going into a crowded area and yelling, "Hey stupid!!" and seeing how many people turn around.
I bought a huge plastic Christmas tree today! the shop assistant asked me if I was going to put it up myself? I told him "Don`t be stupid, i`m gonna put it in the lounge room"
Marriage: When dating goes too far.
why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
I`m working harder than an ugly stripper!!
I`ve just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn`t need my assistance, so I`m going back to bed.
I`m not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips.
Man cannot live on bread alone ... hence beer and stuff.
My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said "any bar I walk into!!!"
It`s not stalking if you love them!