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Haters are my motivators(:
like this if you are against animal cruelty
Checklist: Poke People ? Delete People ? Block People ? Send Friend Requests ? Accept Friend Requests ? Ignore Chats ? Make Stupid Photoshop Pics With My Face ?....Morning chores all done.
The word “fireplace” really reveals the creativity of our ancestors
If my company really wanted us to move during a fire drill, they`d lose the alarm and just announce that there`s free food by the stairs.
Leaving your window open for an hour and the cast from f*cking Bugs Life decided to start producing their second movie.
I`ve made up my mind, I`m not giving up anything for Lent, I`m no quitter...
How many people actually tell everyone that you said Hi.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
It`s not karma, you`re just an idiot.
12 year olds having sex ? Im sorry when i was 12 i was to afraid to pull my foreskin back incase my d*ck fell out.
Do you women realize how silly you all look with your clothes on?
I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.
Texting while sitting at a stop light: Helping save lives every day by preventing T-bone collisions with drivers who run red lights. Because of that extra minute it takes for you to realize that the light has turned green, the driver who has no regard for the safety of others entering the intersection legally, can now safely clear the intersection without causing a collision. For this, we thank you.
From now on when I accept a friend request I`ll just write on their wall: You belong to me now.