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Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.
I couldn`t find the word `Disappear` in the dictionary. Strange!
You can really scare someone when you yell "Peek-a-boo!". Especially when they`re trying on clothes in the fitting room.
Cubic Zirconium`s slogan should be: Guys can fake it too!
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
I always honk when I drive by homeless guys sleeping, just in case they overslept for a meeting
A true man is one who leaves his wife alone in cold weather and goes to watch football.
Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
Life..it`s just an `F` in lie....
"Sleeping on the couch" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
Guys, how many times have you said "it looks great honey" when you really are just laughing inside?
you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
never tell a lie...unless it is true
I’ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I’m actually talking to someone.
It’s not what you wear; it’s how you take it off.