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One man`s sarcastic answer, is another man`s stupid question
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
Sometimes I stand in the shower for 10 minutes before I remember what I`m supposed to be doing. So, yes your secrets are safe with me.
I have been snoring a lot lately and apparently my coworkers find it distracting
they say "money cant buy happiness" but money pays for my internet connection and my vodka so im thinking maybe "they" are wrong
Women aren’t that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve.
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.
Stop saying I`m hard to shop for. Surely you know where the liquor store is
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
I only hate the people in front of me while checking out at the store. Everyone behind me is cool.
I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there`s no point in bothering with hash browns then.
Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee`s you`re buying it off of sure can.
One man`s LOL is another man`s WTF
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....
My motto for the night ... drink till I no longer think :)