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The pill is the second best thing women can put in their mouths to prevent pregnancy.
I`ll be taking my time and yours,, thank you....... -- all 80 yr. old drivers
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall (he also had a pretty good summer too).
I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution ... 1024×768.
Why can’t the shower just naturally keep itself clean?
I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond.
I used to wonder what it was like to read people’s minds. Then I got a Facebook account and I got over it.
I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that.
This hangover feels like... I should take a shot.
Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
is it rude to throw a breath-mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
If pigs could fly, nobody would be eating chicken wings.
My girlfriend is about to do this ice water bucket challenge. She don`t know yet though she`s still in bed
It’s not pretty being easy.