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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
The ‘poke’ button on Facebook should be replaced with a ‘slap’ button.
If I told you I loved you, would you believe me or just stand there freaking out about me being in your closet?
I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer" since she is always right...
Got bored today so I dressed up in tan pants and a blue shirt then went into Best Buy and quit.
The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
Thesaurus for sale, brand new, current, modern, original, unused, untapped, fresh, pristine, untouched, mint condition, spotless, untried...
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
You don’t realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby or a dog...
Admit it, at some point in time you’ve tried to see if you had superpowers.
"The Twilight Zone" makes me long for the days when you could smoke on a spaceship.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Some days your the duck. Some days your the goose.
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser