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Worry: a waste of imagination.
At first, I had my doubts about using autocorrect. But my new phone probed me wrong. PROVED DAMNIT! PROVED!
I don`t have any "driving the speed limit" music.
I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
I use to be addicted to soap, but now I`m clean
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
Relax… We’re all crazy.. It’s not a competition.
And yet another year goes by with People magazine failing to recognize my beauty.
I’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one.
You could`ve told me that wasn`t your real name before I got the tattoo.
8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
Don’t believe everything you think.
Im switching some friends from my Facebook account to my Fakebook account.
Women say all men are dogs, but fail to realize that dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world if you treat them right.