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Dear Graduates: Congratulations on making it through the easiest part of your life!
I don`t know how many girls it takes to change a light bulb, but I guarantee we`d post pictures of us doing it on Facebook.
It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
Hiding from people at parties is my cardio.
Sorry but if these walls could talk I`m pretty sure they`d talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you`re blowing out of proportion.
This one isnt that funny, keep scrolling.
My favorite beer is the next one.
Don`t put off until tomorrow what you can avoid the rest of your life.
I’m not sure why, but to me Cheerios sound like the happiest of all circular shaped cereals.
I was about to do something awesome, again, but I told myself “Enough is enough, that’s plenty of awesome for one day”
To a cop, doing donuts in a parking lot has a whole different meaning.
I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
I`d like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I`m afraid they`ll be used against me in a court of law someday.
School was so much easier when 2 plus 2 equaled 4 instead of "X." Whoever decided to involve the alphabet in math deserves a solid punch to the face.
Any of you had a friend that borrowed your sh!t and kept it for so long you had to borrow it back..