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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
Don`t hate me because I think I`m beautiful.
Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.. and if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.
If you have attention deficit disorder, throwing boomerangs isn`t for you.
I`m not lazy. I`m just highly motivated to not do anything.
i just caught a disease so rare that even i dont have it .
its not the up`s and down`s that bring you down...its the jerks!!
#1738 "The fact that people use the wrong "your" and "there" yet spell "Bieber" correctly bothers me."-dd
I`m out of bacon. This is my suicide note.
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
When dealing with women, you can either be right or get laid. You can`t have both.
Ever notice that no one ever has three cats? They either have one or two cats, then it jumps to 17.
How`d this get posted?
Why does the sound of the recliner opening always remind my wife the trash needs to be taken out?
The best thing about my phone screen shattering is that it now matches my dreams and aspirations.