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I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.
Probably the most exciting feature on the new Iphone is the way it upgrades simple phone theft into full on finger removal.
I`ve got good news and bad news. The good news is this status is almost over. The bad news is you read the whole thing.
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I`m not good in bed.
You are wasting your time reading this status.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Shout out to weathermen telling us the barometric pressure like we know what the hell to do with that information.
You don`t know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself
Alex, I`ll take WTF for a $1000
I heard she was born naked!! That slut!
I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.
I just want you to be happy…and maybe a little bit naked.
All this time I thought Bi-Polar was big white bear with no sexual preference.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
Porn can be so misleading. I quit my pizza delivery job after two days.