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They say money can`t buy you happiness, but I`ve got a receipt from the liquor store telling a whole different story.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time"............................... An often used phrase in a lot of my memories.
Last night my wife said to me, “What would you do without me?” Apparently, “Your sister” was the wrong answer.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
Nothing shall separate me from the love of beer...
A slug is just a divorced snail.
Pretty nice opinion you got there. It`d be a shame if someone were to...not give a sh*t about it
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza.
Do you realize that a woman`s "I`ll be ready in five minutes." and a guy`s " I`ll be home in five minutes." are exactly the same?
Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.
If you`re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
Facebook ~ redefining "friendship" one booby pic at a time. ;)