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I feel like I could give a great NBA locker room speech. "Guys, we`re all millionaires, none of this matters."
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do!
Another beautiful morning I wish I was sleeping through.
I’ve never considered myself much of a conspiracy theorist. Then I discovered the letters in Frito Lay could be rearranged to spell Oily Fart- Coincidence?… I think not!!!
It`s weird how after they couldn`t put Humpty Dumpty back together the King`s men were like "Let`s give the horses a shot at it"
Suggested movie theater prices: Adults - $9.00, Under 12 - $ 6.00, Under 3 - $249.00
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn`t concentrate.
The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.
*puts selfie on top of christmas tree because I am the star*
Imagine how creepy the first guy to dress up as a clown must have been, where in hell did he get that idea?
Traffic would be awesome if we all drove hamster balls.
Cats don`t come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can`t put them in the washing machine.
So red or white wine with hamburger helper?
A friend suggested I see a therapist but the truth is, I like being f*cked up.