Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
People who think I’m not a religious person should see me when the airplane starts to shake.
Lots of us suffer in silence. You should try it.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
Offering a homeless dude $5 from across the street is my version of Frogger.
My wife hasnt stopped looking through the window since it started raining. If it gets worse, I might have to let her back in...
If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
I`m emotionally constipated. I haven`t given a crap in days...
God knew that there would be times that a single middle finger wouldn`t be enough.
May all of us be as good looking/ beautiful as we look on our FB profile pic..
I’m tired of chasing my dreams, I`m just going to ask them where their going and meet them there later.
if your looking for love sorry to disappoint you im already in a relationship with fun and freedom. :-)
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate
I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you`re talking about BABIES?
LIFE HACK: Sneak into doctor`s waiting rooms instead of subscribing to magazines.