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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
my wish for tonight is for the person reading this status to have a Good Night!
I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
If others are jealous, you’re doing something right.
I`m not shy. I`m just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouth to speak, a flow of never- ceasing, insulting comment directed at you will immediately spew from within me.
Call me faithless, but I just can`t believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower.
You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer, but you can`t take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
Targeted ads are trying to sell me a new mattress nowadays. With how much Google knows about me you`d think they`d cap themselves at something like $5 footlongs or stationary.
Afraid of not getting what you ordered when online shopping…..Ha, try online dating
Why do we only crave what`s bad for us? Alcohol, deep fried food, sex with strangers. You never hear anyone say "I`d kill for some salad"
?”Nobody listens to me….” – Yellow traffic light
A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything? Well...my phone number for a start
The early bird gets the worm! So does the late bird. They all get worms all the time; there`s tons of those things. Relax, there will always be a lota worms......
If I didn’t drink, how would my friends know I loved them at 2AM?