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I shouldn`t play with Legos!? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
Sorry but if these walls could talk I`m pretty sure they`d talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you`re blowing out of proportion.
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven`t seen for half an hour.
Such a satisfying feeling when “the one that got away” turns into “dodged that bullet”
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
The fact that Pitbul is even considered a musician is more disgusting than the fact that toothpaste was invented years after french kissing was.
You may think it`s bad grammar but I assure you it`s just laziness.
Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it`s only Tuesday
Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
Fun Fact: You can win all arguments with your man by putting on yoga pants and walking away.
Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
I`m so in Debt, I could start a Government.
My therapist goes to her therapist five minutes after I leave.
If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I`d go back to use every come back I ever thought of 10 minutes too late.