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Huge spoiler here ... Did you know Dave is actually NOT the real father of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.
Testing.. Testing.. This is a test. If this were an actual ploy for attention.. I would`ve said "bacon" or "boobies."
If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I`d probably pick living.
this one time I was in a bush, and this squirrel was like hey, and I was like hey you can`t talk to me your a squirrel and he was like yea I know lmao
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?……………………. (you smart people grinned didn’t you.)
I`ll call it a "smart phone" the day I yell, "Where`s my freaking phone?!" and it answers, "I`m here! Under your jacket!"
why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
I’ve been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to “that”.
I don`t know why people say life is short....this seems to be taking forever.
If you are what you eat then where is this place that a ton of people are eating stupid?
Firemen, Astronauts, and Doctors are the only people who actually followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up.
It`s a bad sign when your credit card bill has a comma and your bank statement doesn`t!
I was just watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury.. No worries, I should be okay in a couple of days..
Just got done putting up all the garage sale signs. Hope the neighbor appreciates how much work I put into their surprise garage sale.
Everyone wants their kid to learn to walk until exactly 30 seconds after their kid learns to walk.