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*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as I suspected. wind.
You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.
Eventually I will find Bigfoot and he will tell me all he knows about Hide & Seek.
"Fidget Spinners are so dumb pointless." -The generation that purchased over 5 million Pet Rocks.
Grab the bull by the horns. The other end is too gross...
Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio
This whole being a responsible adult thing sucks.
The best thing about being single is all the sleeping around you can do…I can sleep all over my bed!
Stalin should have known communism doesn`t work. There were red flags everywhere.
I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
My mind says go to the gym but my heart says food.
Fact: If you eat a slice of pizza fast enough, your body won`t understand how many calories are in it.
uncle Sam can`t be related to me because family wouldn`t do me like this.
"nice crocs. where did you get them?" - nobody ever
Good For OJ, he gets to take another stab at life..