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I don`t really want to make bad choices; but I`m always late, and all the good choices are already taken..
Last year in college football Alabama beat Arkansas, Tennessee, and Auburn. Those teams coaches all resigned. Any chance of Alabama playing agsinst the White House this year?
Behind every beautiful song is a person who really shouldn`t sing it out loud in public
No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch
If I could have anything in the world it would be to have the same finger prints as my enemy
I’ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
is having one of those days where they feels like lighting someones face on fire and then trying to put it out with a fork
The skeletons in your closet are suggesting that you upgrade to a double wide, walk-in.
At night I dump massive amounts of Legos on the floor in case anyone tries to rob my house bare footed.
7.1 billion people in the world. 0 willing to lower their standards and date me.
Well, I`ve officially entered the, "Why did I come into this room?" phase of my life.
What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about
How many exercise/workout videos does a person have to buy before seeing results?
They say 1 minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder sluts are so damn skinny.