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My fitness goal is to weigh what I told the DMV I weigh.
I`ve been wondering, If poison goes out of date and expires, does it become more or less deadly?
Chili for breakfast. Cause I hate my Co-workers.
Sometimes you`ve got to ask yourself: `Why am I talking to myself?`
Dear Alcohol, Will you be my valentine? ?
In a perfect world Taco Bell would deliver...
I bet people don’t understand that I’m joking 800% of the time.
My dog doesn`t always bark like there`s an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I`m home alone and in the shower.
In a new study women with large a$$es live longer………the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives.
If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts, the world would be a really creepy place.
He who laughs first, must be connected to wi-fi.
I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass
Like many people, I used to want to be famous, but after this year, I`m quite happy to be have been such a failure.
I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.
Who wants to go Smart Car Tipping?