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Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
I did responsible things all day so tonight will consist of nothing that even resembles responsibility.
Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.
Sometimes it’s funnier when you DON’T add “lol” at the end. lol
Today is "National Take Your Flask To Work Day." ... I just made it up. Tell the others.
How come know-it-alls don`t know how annoying they are?
I found my wife through online dating. So, she`s definitely got some explaining to do!
I swear my bed just whispered "Please Don`t go."
Seems like 2013 was just yesterday.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with hope that it might magically solve her problems.
If by time, you mean vodka, then yes, time does heal all wounds.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
When I`m bored, I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body, now what?"