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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
it`s not that I`m bad at remembering names, I`m just awesome at forgetting them.
It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them... the cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever
I always advise people never to give advice.
Sluts are just hookers with no grasp of economics.
I legitimately thought I was having a pretty productive day until I realized my phone is set to west coast time and I`m in New York.
Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy
The party`s not over `till you smile for the mugshot
I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it`s health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!
Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
I`m not anti-social I`m just pro leave me the f*ck alone.
It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
"Wow! That Lean Cuisine really filled me up!" ... said no one, ever.
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE” !! I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
I quit beer every time I wake up hung over