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It`s been a boring day today. Not exactly Nascar boring, but awfully close.
Share this if you are weird and don`t care
I believe in love at first episode.
Know the rules well so you can break them effectively.
I don`t believe in karma, but I do believe in punching people in the face.
I always wince when someone tells me they’re going to hit the sack.
I didn`t sleep well last night so this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. Half way to work I realized I forgot my car.
After the expiration date on poison, is it more potent or less potent?
Whenever i see a facebook page Celebrate; "We have reached 200K fans". I just ask myself, do they know how many of those 200K died or left facebook or can`t remember their password after they liked the page?
We played a lot of "Keep The Balloon In The Air" as kids, a game known to most other people as being poor.
Energy conservation activists would get more attention if they called themselves power rangers.
Fun fact: Deciding where to eat is the leading cause of divorce
Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there`s anything good, but nothing ever changes :b
You can get away with farting at the zoo because you can always blame the animals...
When someone tells you they`re playing a STD game... But you later realise they were talking about Spot The Difference.