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My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.
In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn`t hear you the first 100 times.
I yawn all day at work & school. But when it comes to at night, I’m not tired at all.
Pool party at my house, bring ur own pool..
Let’s all take a moment and be thankful spiders can’t fly.
Have you ever said something and immediately thought “I didn’t know I knew that."
I need to learn the rules to make sure I don`t accidently follow them
Basically the whole point of Facebook is so you can see if you’re prettier than your ex’s new girlfriend.
First, Ray Rice. Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year.
Lazy Rule #23 :No Shower Is Needed, If your Not Going Anywhere...
Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed
I always hear people say that a dog is man`s best friend, but I don`t even have enemies who`ll look me dead in my face while taking a sh!t on my carpet.
What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don`t even know what I`m doing with the rest of this post...
Sometimes when I’m feeling lonely, I head on over to Best Buy and pretend to know nothing about my phone.