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Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
Don`t date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison.
Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air.
"You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself" -- 5th Amendment, understood by nobody on Facebook.
Things I hate about work: 1. Waking up 2. Humans 3. Working
The sole purpose of a child`s middle name, is so he can tell when he`s really in trouble.
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
Before asking a hot chick out, I wish I could first talk to the dude who`s sick of her bullsh!t.
Euphoria....the feeling you get when you finally beat "that" level on Candy Crush.
Single ladies, stop saying you should just give up & get a cat , if no man wants you , don`t force an innocent cat to live with you..
I don`t have a drinking problem ... I`m just really thirsty.
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"
Throw a stranger a surprise party by putting confetti inside their closed umbrella when they’re not looking!
I think Facebook now comes under the housework category.