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If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
Me- We need eggs. Hub- How many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one.
Don`t be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.
Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101. Today`s class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you`re here now, you failed.
How long do I have to wear these skinny jeans before they start working?
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
I am so thankful and grateful that out of all the planets in the universe, we live on one with pizza and vodka.
Found out today you`re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at the waffle house... just trying to help.
You know it´s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with.. "Are you sitting down?"
I can`t afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
My Life Alert bracelet says.....: I`m Just Napping
If you don`t do stupid sh!t while you`re young, you`ll have nothing to talk about later in life while sitting at the bar.
Oh really? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take to mind your own business