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Iām cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass.
It is days like today that I am glad that we all don`t live in a Yellow Submarine. Well at least not in the same one.
Stalking is such a strong word. I perfer the term surveillance expert.
Own the day
My favorite drinking game is drinking.
Dear future boyfriend/girlfriend, where the hell are you?
Calling all men...Eboli can live up to two months in semen..YES! You better wash your socks.
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
LOQ "Laugh Out Quietly" because LOL is giving me a headache
Is it just me or do mirrors look really sexy?
There are so many things in life I still need to lick.
Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not a flow chart?
It`s time to take the next big step in my relationship by popping the question to my girlfriend ....will you get me a beer :) (<>..<>)
I just wanna find a girl who loves me for my money. That way I wouldn`t feel bad for loving her for her body.
My plans for GTA 5: Beat the crap outta people, Steal a cops gun, Jack a convertible, Rob a bank, Jump off a building, Go to GameStop, Buy GTA 5