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We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
real eyes realize real lies
I`ll be taking my time and yours,, thank you....... -- all 80 yr. old drivers
Why isn`t a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring ... so I go back to being me. ;)
I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.
Well...today is the day. Just gotta build up the nerve to tell my dog she is adopted.
If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you`ll get what you want.
I spend so much time on the internet, that the priest pronounced us husband and wi-fi.
Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
I believe in the silver rule of life: Do unto others then run!
I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there`s no point in bothering with hash browns then.
Why are there no owls here? I Was lead to believe there would by owls here. #hooters
You`re not unlucky. Bad things happen to you because you`re a dumba$$.