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Falling in love is lot like dying, you never get to do it enough to become good at it.
If the human race has a "signature move," its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.
You can really scare someone when you yell "Peek-a-boo!". Especially when they`re trying on clothes in the fitting room.
Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
It`s hard to compliment a fake person without lying.
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
You`re not laughing out loud. You know it and I know it
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas...
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.
My therapist just offered me my money back.
Shout-out to nature for not giving wings to snakes
I don`t have dirty mind ...I just hav a sexy imagination. ..
"Don`t try this at home"...Okay, i`ll try it at my friend`s house..
Do you really have to breath that much?
I`m going to spend Valentine`s day with my ex.... Box 360