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As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. Nobody will stop a person running with a fire extinguisher.
In the 1960s, if you said "All my music is in the cloud" it was due to mushrooms; not Apple.
My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it.
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn`t that make life fair?
SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.
Roses are red and sometimes they`re thorny, when I think of you, I get really ...............
I wish my life had background music so I could figure out what the hell is going on.
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
I bet heroin addicts can open a Capri sun on the first try.
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy that just wanted to check out a girl’s butt.
I should be ashamed of myself. Lets be clear, I`m not. But I should be.
I need a new bad decision.
Sometimes I think hip hop music gets a bad rap.
New Game: Attach a mustache to your TV. Drink every time it lines up with someone`s face.