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Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
Going to drink straight from the carton because I`m a badass!
I would watch tennis more often if they replaced the ball boys with untrained golden retrievers.
Pro tip - You can blame anything on autocorrect.
Friends with benefits? What, like you can provide dental insurance?
Gaining weight while you owe me money is a sign of disrespect
you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
I haven`t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn`t want to interrupt her.
My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions.
I will never repeat filthy rumors. So listen closely the first time.
I got kicked out of a Yoga class today. Apparently, your not supposed to do the `Downward Dog` on top of another person.
Tieam... problem solved
Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it`s lettuce.
It’s a status….not your diary…
We welcome the Christmas season at my house by putting out more towels that I am not allowed to touch