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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes.
Types of like on facebook: 1.Stalker like. 2.Crush like. 3.I wanna bang you like. 4.Agree like 5.Pity like.
Things that schools worry about Drugs 1% Graduating 1% drop outs 1% the inportance of using a number 2 pencil on standardized tests 97%
My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
According to these court documents, the way to a woman`s heart isn`t through her bedroom window.
When I`m bored, I dress up as Waldo, walk up to strangers (in a crowded airport), and say "psssst... if ANYBODY asks......YOU ain`t seen me... capiche?"
looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
Cool things about being a turtle: 1. Born with a free house attached to you 2. Super chill 3. Could potentially mutate into a ninja
three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere "Hold my purse."
Must be nice to get married and finally know who the number one suspect in your murder case will be
Home is where a man hangs his hat. Unless that man is wearing a sun visor. Then he probably dosent have a home or friends..
Sweat pants & Uggs in public says "and I didn`t brush my teeth, either."
Did you know , that if you use asterisk , you can do anything you want ? * gets on a t-rex and gallops away into the sunset *