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Nothing stops a yawn faster than a dog trying to lick inside your mouth
Some will forget, the others are simply women.
Roughly 82% of my day is trying to decide what my next meal will be
I thought I`d try yoga to make myself more flexible, but I`m still incredibly stubborn.
These people keep looking at me like I`m the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
Facebook becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.
I think I may have just inadvertently accomplished something!!!
What I lack in sex appeal I make up in staying home and drinking.
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
Just ran across a great dessert recipe...Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl. Add fresh squeezed lime juice. Then toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake.
Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.
Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I`m left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that`s cheating?