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If my calculations are correct then someone else did them for me.
Man, this Trojan gum I bought tastes terrible ... Blows amazing bubbles though
Maybe early risers just aren’t as awesome at sleeping as I am.
It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
I`m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You`re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what`s going on here.
Haters gonna hate, your honor
Another day, another chance to make someone say, "Oh, now that`s just WRONG"...
Put on my workout clothes before going to the donut store just to give the impression I earned this.
I bought my Ex a chair ... But the state won`t let me plug it in.
yelling at the referee that he made a mistake has never worked, No Referee has never turned around and said, "Why yes your are right silly me I did make a mistake, penalty denied, goal kick"
I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I`m slowly getting over it.
One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked.
My ID expired so I can only go to the liquor store where they remember me: The one where I asked the cashier out and threw up on the floor.