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Today: I`m going to be understanding, productive, and nice. WHAT? Stop laughing! I`m serious!
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present....They are due back at the library today.
I don`t understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there`s so heavy.
Some will forget, the others are simply women.
I almost got raped in jail last night. My family takes Monopoly very seriously.
is spending my children´s inheritance.
My 6 year old has already asked me 4,327 questions this morning. I`m seriously considering getting another Vasectomy just to be safe.
This is a lousy dating site.
no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
We have cars that park themselves but I still gotta wave my hand 15 times before a paper towel comes out the dispenser
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone.
Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, "what kinda robot does that one turn into?"
I`d explain it to you again but I`m fresh out of crayons and puppets