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Flat screens are nice and all, but they`ll never compare to the television/record player/ liquor cabinet combo extravaganza we had as kids.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
I hate it when the credit card bills come in and I have to have sex with my husband.
roses are red , violets are blue , I got five fingers and the 3rd one for you ;)
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year, and then discover once a year is way too often.
Bathtub` spelled backwards is still `bathtub`. It`s not, but for a second there, you believed me.
I dreamt I was you..I hated myself. Luckily I woke up..woah that was close.
Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it`s probably just as well real lightsabers aren`t available yet.
After all these years, I`m beginning to suspect that Waldo doesn`t want to be found.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
There`s nothing more terrifying than accidentally making eye contact with a mall kiosk worker.
Don`t you just want to write on some people`s Facebook wall "you peaked in High School".?
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Independence Day.
All I know about sex is from Internet Porn, I`ve tried everything except `Buffering`.
Girls here`s an idea, instead of spending all that money on makeup. Just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.