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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Weekends are like a orgasm.. It`s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do it`s over in no time
Another day, another chance to make someone say, "Oh, now that`s just WRONG"...
Until today, I thought American Horror Story was a book about marriage.
If you`re not procrastinating just a little, you`re not doing Saturday right.
If you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
"Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas."
I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk.
I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I’m sorry. but I’ve moved on.
My wife says I`m a clueless idiot ... I didn`t even know I had a wife.
Goodnight, good people - and nite nite to the naughty ones too!
When someone says "Surprise me", I quickly drop my pants.
I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.
All of those in favor of bitch slapping stupid people, say "I"
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....