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How come know-it-alls, don`t know how annoying they are?
If you watch COPS backwards it`s just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs
Men use love to get sex...women use sex to get love...I use coupons to get pizza!
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
The key to any successful marriage is separate TVs.
The way dogs get excited when you throw a tennis ball is the way I feel about my first beer after work.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been canceled. In other news, my faith in humanity has been restored.
Why do guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones...?
My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on.
Sad life : After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is ... I`m 41
I’m pretty good at keeping my sh!t together. Until there’s a bee around.
Huh, So you are telling me that these straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress? And not for what I`ve been using them for all this time?
I can’t prove this, but I swear I used to be smarter, funnier, and less tired
I don’t necessarily believe in karma, but I’m gonna be extra careful crossing the street after this weekend.
If you slept with my husband I`d be like "OMG how much do I owe you?"