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Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
I only drink alcohol because there aren`t enough ways to eat it.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
I`ve created a shoe made out of Legos, so when you step on Lego it doesn`t hurt. You just get taller.
I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archaeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment.
I`m so broke, if somebody tried to rob me right now, they would just be practicing.
Why are Doctors so afraid of apples?
Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
When I think of all the money I’ve spent on booze in my life, I wish I had it all back. Imagine all the booze I could buy!
All I`m saying is if I`m not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign.
I find that some of the best jokes are the ones that drag you in slowly and then leave you waiting in antici...
TIP OF THE DAY: If you can`t afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes.
In my defense Your Honor, I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish.