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So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
If at first you don`t succeed ... I just lie and say I did.
Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
After months of uninterrupted analysis, I am now prepared to conclude that, indeed, my laundry is not going to fold itself.
The key to successful relationships is not to start any.
Life is what you make it = 10% Shit happens = 90%
I`ve got my wise-ass in my smartypants so I`m ready for anything!
I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I`m living in their attic...
Sometimes, when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them in the face.
My theory: Every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel
How come there are never any restrooms in my dreams
Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My girlfriend gets mad and I don`t even know water problem is!
pens and pencils are drumsticks and desks and textbooks are drum kits. its a fact.
"Iyam A. Wii Todd" <-- Bet you can say that name out loud, in a crowded place, and really fast!