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Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious!
There are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.
can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today :) - LOL
Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich? It`s not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn`t come back, what you`ve lost is a regular pigeon.
Who ever said technology will replace paper.....has obviously never tried wiping their a$$ with an IPAD.
B!tch, I will slap you by accident on purpose.
yelling at the referee that he made a mistake has never worked, No Referee has never turned around and said, "Why yes your are right silly me I did make a mistake, penalty denied, goal kick"
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
Single women come home, see what`s in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what`s in the bed and go to the fridge.
I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
If my life was a GPS it would constantly be recalculating
The only man worth waiting for is the delivery guy
Are you really sorry or are you just Charlie Sheen sorry?