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A recent survey revealed that 4 out of 5 women think I`m an a-hole...
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life.
If you don`t put your leftovers in Tupperware for like at least two weeks before throwing it in the trash... you`re doing it wrong.
It`s Friday the 13th. Good thing I`m not superstitious, it`s unlucky to be superstitious...
Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people.
My girlfriend just accused me of being unfaithful. I told her that is ridiculous and that she is starting to sound like my wife.
Don`t talk to me until I`ve had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine.
Don`t pick on Aquaman! The crime rate underwater is pretty damn low the last time I checked.
exercise........you mean extra fries
If I ever start a band, I`m going to call it The Voices in My Head. Think of all the fun ways you can tell other people what you`re listening to...
when in Rome get naked ;)
Played Naked Twister last night and man, did it get RAUNCHY!....I can`t imagine what it would be like with other people.
Keep up the good work, people who make free porn available.
If people who shop at Walmart, “Save Money. Live Better.” Exactly how bad were these people living BEFORE Walmart?
I`m getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I`ve been to in the last week that`s had "insufficient funds".